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crunchyyy: wake-up-kid: runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight: ahorsecalledhonour: fixthefisherking: banjaxed: nightlifemingus: nosdrinker: hypnotiqradiance: If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr. are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids many were lost that day It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict. My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick. Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney Ironically, it was a dark time. Dark time indeed. Even Voldemort was jealous of The Lamp.
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crunchyyy:

wake-up-kid:

runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:

ahorsecalledhonour:

fixthefisherking:

banjaxed:

nightlifemingus:

nosdrinker:

hypnotiqradiance:

If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.

are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference

it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids

many were lost that day

It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.

My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.

Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse

My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney

Ironically, it was a dark time.

Dark time indeed. Even Voldemort was jealous of The Lamp.

(Source: brennablueskies)

Al-Quran (Kalam Allah)

  • 1) WE ALWAYS ASK:

    Why was I TESTED?

  • AL-QURAN ANSWERS:

    "Do men think that they will be left alone saying,'We believe', and that they will not be tested? We did test those before them, and Allah will certainly know those who are true from those who are false." [29:2-3]

  • 2) WE ALWAYS ASK:

    Why I never get what I wanted?

  • AL-QURAN ANSWERS:

    " It is possible that you dislike a thing which is good for you, and that you love a thing, which is bad for you. But Allah knows, while you know not." Surah Al-Baqarah [2:216]

  • 3) WE ALWAYS ASK:

    Why was I burdened this way?

  • AL-QURAN ANSWERS:

    "Allah does not place a burden to a soul greater than it can bear. It gets every good that it earns, and it suffers every ill that it earns." Surah Al-Baqarah [2:286]& " So verily, with every difficulty there is relief: (repeated) Verily, with every difficulty there is relief." Surah Al-Insyirah [94:5-6]

  • 4) WE ALWAYS ASK:

    Why am I losing hope?

  • AL-QURAN ANSWERS:

    "So lose not heart, nor fall into despair: For you will be superior if you are true in Faith." Surah Al-Imran [3:139]

  • 5) WE ALWAYS ASK:

    How can I face it?

  • AL-QURAN ANSWERS:

    " O you who believed! Persevere in patience and constancy; vie in such perseverance; strengthen each other; and fear Allah that you may prosper." Surah Al-Imran[3:200] & "And seek(Allah's) help with patient, perseverance and prayer: It is indeed hard, except to those who bring a humbly submissive (to Allah)." Surah Al-Baqarah [2:45]

  • 6) WE ALWAYS ASK:

    What do I get from all these?

  • AL-QURAN ANSWERS:

    "Indeed, Allah has purchased from the believers their lives and properties (in exchange) for that they will have the garden (of Paradise)..." Surah At-Taubah [9:111]

  • 7) WE ALWAYS ASK:

    To whom could I depend?

  • AL-QURAN ANSWERS:

    "(Allah) suffice me: there is no god but He: On Him is my trust- He the Lord of the Throne (of Glory) Supreme." Surah At-Taaubah [9:129]

  • 8) WE ALWAYS ASK:

    But I can't take it anymore!

  • AL-QURAN ANSWERS:

    "...and never give up hope of Allah's Soothing Mercy; truly No one despairs of Allah's Soothing Mercy. except Those who have no faith." Surah Yusuf [9:87]& "Despairs not of the Mercy of Allah: for Allah forgives All sins for He is Often- Forgiving, Most Merciful." Surah Az-Zumar [39:53]

  • I need to keep reading this over and over right now.

  • TO THE PERSON WHO POSTED THIS:

    MAY ALLAH BLESS YOU WITH THE GREATEST BLESSINGS.

  • YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HELPFUL THIS IS TO ME! ALLAH BLESS YOU AND GRANT YOU JANAT AL FERDOS!

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